10 reasons why a laptop is better than a woman!
1. Your laptop does not ever want to know if it looks fat.
2. Your laptop has no issue with you checking out other laptops! Or even two or three at the same time!
3. You never catch a virus from your laptop. No matter what you do!
4. Your laptop actually loves it when you want it to get an upgrade!
5. When it runs out of battery you don't need to take it home. You can just leave it in it’s bag.
6. Your laptop does not flirt with other guys making you feel lousy
7. Your laptop does not need another laptop to go take a leak. In fact its doesn't even have to take a leak
8. A laptop does not want you to shave everytime you guys go out. Or bathe. Or brush your teeth.
9. A laptop not only has NO issues with you watching porn, but it actually helps you do it!
10. You can switch it off...
11 comments:
ah,disillusionment with the whole gender?
it's a phase,other males assure me..
Oh no, no ,no... I didn't mean to disparage the fairer sex. My intention was to point out how incredibly brilliant laptops are... You see, i just got my laptop back a few days ago after two months with the comp guy... So i'm all full of praises for that gender... :D
how enlightening :P
Was point number 1 directed at a certain someone in York, perchance?
You do know there are about 12 spelling mistakes in the first line?
@Anand - Dei!! Gimme a break da! It is ob'ly ob that i copied it from somewhere and therefore neglected to spellcheck... Also if you could point out the other 10 mistakes, i would be much obliged... :D
My apologies for all the sentiments i have hurt by the spelling mistakes. Hope no one was permanently traumatized by it... :)
Yes, the article primarily caught my eye due to a certain someone's email i happened to be reading at the same time. And yes, the certain someone lives somewhere in the vicinity of York. And yes, that someone insists on asking that silly question again and again despite the fact that that someone looks like she weighs about as much as a pigeon!!
And a very underweight pigeon at that!
Underweight pigeon! heeheehee. I'm using that. :D
Using that for WHAT?
Your bharatmatrimony.com profile, i presume... :D
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