Infuriating!! I have to buy some formal shirts for interviews and whatnot... I don't like shirts, but i guess i can bear them when i have to. I especially don't like normal striped or checkered stuff. What i want are some nice, dark, plain-coloured stuff (black sounds good). Unfortunately, my dislike for shopping and the fact that i can't tell one formal shirt from another, leaves me at the mercy of my female relatives(read mom and sis)...

Why is it that women seem to have some sixth sense when it comes to fashion??!! Whatever i'm shopping for, shirts, pants, shoes, socks or UNDERWEAR(ok, maybe i'm exaggerating a little there), i always hear a disapproving sniff when i reach out to pick something up... My nerves can just about handle the shopping experience, but add two females shaking their heads and frowning at me, i snap. After that, all i can do is look on and nod brokenly at whatever it is they happen to pick out for me...

I've therefore decided that when i move to my own house, i shall wear black suits, black jeans, black pants black shirts, black t-shirts, black socks, black shoes and black sandals(not all at once, of course). In fact, my clothes cupboard will look like Barney Stinson's!!

That's all for today folks. Thank you for tuning into the show. See ya next week, different time, different channel!!